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tree shaker 

A large female.

Origin - If tree branches are shaking as an alligator hunter approaches his or her bait tree, it usually means a large alligator has been hooked. The term is used heavily by Troy on the History Channel series Swamp People.
Drunk Guy #1: Damn, look at that fine girl over there. I'm taking her home.

Drunk Guy #2: WTF? Now, I know you're drunk. She is a tree shaker!
tree shaker by Sparky J. September 22, 2010
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tree shaker 

A big Alligator that is located in the Louisiana Swamp. When they are tied up on a line connected to a tree, they shake the tree.

This phrase comes from the TV show, "Swamp People".
Oouuuu Weeeee!! thats a big tree shaker over der on dat tree ya!!
tree shaker by Xsile7 September 3, 2010

tree shaker 

1) Those from Mexican or other minority backgrounds who are in the United States illegally and are paid slave wages to shake fruit (primarily apples) from trees in order to avoid the strenuous picking process.
"I'm going to need 50 tree shakers to harvest my apples this year"
"Yo trabajo as un tree shaker for to send dinero back to familia en Mexico y buy Corona."

Tree Shaker 

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.
Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"
Tree Shaker by TVCAR112 January 2, 2025

doesn't shake a tree 

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!
I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!

shake the tree 

To masturbate, spank the monkey, ejaculate and evacuate, jack off, jizz, or otherwise relive oneself via excretion of sperm from the bologna pony, especially when one's bologna pony is hairy as Honey Boo Boo's mom's back.

ejaculate and evacuate spank the monkey jizz jack off masturbate bologna pony
I can't wait to go home and shake the tree!

shake the tree until they all cum out. 

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.