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by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020
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Janitor: what are you doing with that kid?
Sensei: oh he is no kid. He's just an illegal I picked up off the streets.
Sensei: oh he is no kid. He's just an illegal I picked up off the streets.
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it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
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In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.
Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour
If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.
In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.
Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour
If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.
Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?
Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.
Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.
Albert: Great Idea.
Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.
Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.
Albert: Great Idea.
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Meanwhile, two gay men have a chat about their dicks and it all doesn't go that well.
Trevor: Hey Conrad, nice chode you got there.
Conrad: *pulls down pants*
Trevor: WAIT NO I'D TAKE THAT BACK, That's one fine richard!
Conrad: I'd like to see you do it
Trevor: *pulls down pants*
Conrad: OOOOH!!! TREVOR HAS A CHODE!
Trevor: FUCK YOU CONRAD!
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Conrad: *pulls down pants*
Trevor: WAIT NO I'D TAKE THAT BACK, That's one fine richard!
Conrad: I'd like to see you do it
Trevor: *pulls down pants*
Conrad: OOOOH!!! TREVOR HAS A CHODE!
Trevor: FUCK YOU CONRAD!
by Anonomous4002 May 21, 2020
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Cody: So, Wyatt? How was your experience with the popular kids last year?
Wyatt: Shitty. I have dealt with the fuckers for 3 years. They are the reason for my undiagnosed clinnical depression. They are the reason why I think it's my fault that COVID-19 got worse here in America.
Cody: Yeah the same thing happened to me. I got suspended for my anger issues. One of the popular kids named Quinn kept making jokes about an incident that happened a year ago. I had enough so I dropped the motherfucker.
Uh Wyatt, are you listening to what I am sayi--
Wyatt: He's a dead motherfuckin man now.
Wyatt: Shitty. I have dealt with the fuckers for 3 years. They are the reason for my undiagnosed clinnical depression. They are the reason why I think it's my fault that COVID-19 got worse here in America.
Cody: Yeah the same thing happened to me. I got suspended for my anger issues. One of the popular kids named Quinn kept making jokes about an incident that happened a year ago. I had enough so I dropped the motherfucker.
Uh Wyatt, are you listening to what I am sayi--
Wyatt: He's a dead motherfuckin man now.
by Anonomous4002 June 20, 2020
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