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Tree piss 

when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both participants are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.
tree piss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.
Tree piss by Bumjol January 27, 2007

piss tree 

A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
piss tree by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017

piss the bark off a tree 

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

Tree Pisser 

hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.