The Trebuchet

To Trebuchet ones self the participant must already be performing autoerotic stimulation, at the point of climax one must face the member southerly towards the rectum, then release as to propel ones seed through the air in a medieval fashion.

Terry: "why is your eye so red Tony?
Tony: "I only went and did The Trebuchet to me sen last night, absolute blinder of a performance I tell ya"

by Skipper of Autism August 16, 2018

trebuchet

A trebuchet is a medeival wooden sling used to kill people. it hurls rocks that could really hurt if it hit you.

Trebuchets are fun till you get hit!

by catapault lock May 8, 2006

trebuchet

this retarded wooden piece of crap catapult built by schillywilly. youre supposed to be able to launch things with it, but when you try to shoot a brick it just comes crashing back down , causing the trebuchet to break into a million schmelly pieces. so then you need to burn it because its worthless.

'im going to launch my volvo with the trebuchet....WEEEEEEAARRRRRRGHHHHHH BOOM.'

'what? the trebuchet? oh its at eric's house. i'll call him to get it back.....hello, eric? can i have my trebuchet back? what! youre in pakistan?! ok, well i guess i'll get it when you get back in 6 weeks. bye'

by schilly willy November 16, 2005

trebuchet

it swings large objects and throws them enormous distances

they used a trebuchet in "last castle" and "return of the king"

by andrew December 24, 2004

eskimo trebuchet

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

by Labooty February 2, 2009

Danish Trebuchet

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.

Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.

by Davids Towels October 26, 2014

Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.

Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.

by Petrodono November 4, 2005