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Noun. From blinding. Something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator's eyesight to fail.
Henry played a blinder in the last match.
by WA May 14, 2004
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Absurdly large women's sunglasses that mask the face from proper evaluation. Most notably worn by women of substandard appearance. Unlike horse blinders, these do not block the vision of the wearer but that of the passerbyer. Synonyms: Slut Goggles.
Put those blinders back on you ugly cock monger.
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The event of getting blind drunk. A night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f***ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. Can be used in a similar context to bender.
Carlie had a real blinder when she went clubbing in Bendigo the other night.
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You're doing it doggy style....you spit on her back so she thinks you've cum....when she turns around, you blast off in her eye causing a "blinder"....
When she thought I was finished, she turned around. That's when I hit her with a Blinder.
by Spencer Sax August 23, 2006
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Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.
by Richard Black April 02, 2005
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When you get a blow job from someone that you met on Tinder.
Last night I went out with this girl I just matched up with and I got a Blinder.
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n. A meal eaten after a hard night of drinking which results in confusion as to which meal it is. A combination of breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Hey bro you want to go get lunch?
Nah its my first meal today and its 3, I think we should get blinder
by TechJeffK March 30, 2008
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