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Sad Travolta 

The opposite of a happy ending, because it ends in a lawsuit and blue balls.
"Never get a massage from a Jew, it'll always end in a sad travolta"
Sad Travolta by deysr July 12, 2012
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The name given to the funniest, craziest best friend anyone could ever ask for. Travita's are usually very loyal and always stick up for their friends. You would usually find them trying to be friends with everyone around them. They are sometimes stubborn but usually very shy unless they are with a group of friends then they are extremely loud and bubbly
Guy: Travita stop snapchatting me

Travita: but wait
Travita by Purposetour2016 April 14, 2017
To leap or jump over something such as a wall!
WOW! did you see that guy just travolt over that wall and get bird shit on his trousers?
Travolt by Ste Shaw July 10, 2012

John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.
I don't think an example is needed.
John Travolta by joe momma January 18, 2005

John Travolta Syndrome 

1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.
Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.

travoltaphobia

An irrational fear of John Travolta.
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna watch Grease?
Person 2: Nah, I have Travoltaphobia, that dude gives me the creeps!
travoltaphobia by definitionsiguess September 17, 2020