(n) An act carried out by a male by tucking his penis and testicles between his legs giving the appearance of a woman then quickly opening his legs, letting them swing back into position in a shocking display of manliness.
by Suzi January 6, 2004
Guy 1: Holy crap dude..I had a scary experiance last nite.
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I saw this really hot chick at the bar, we drank a few beers and things started getting kinda hot and heavy..so we went to her place and.....
Guy 2: and what happened dude....
Guy 1: It turned out she was a TRANSFORMER!!...so I got the hell outta there scared shitless...
Guy 2: DUDE!!! you didn't have to run...I wasn't gonna hurt you....
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I saw this really hot chick at the bar, we drank a few beers and things started getting kinda hot and heavy..so we went to her place and.....
Guy 2: and what happened dude....
Guy 1: It turned out she was a TRANSFORMER!!...so I got the hell outta there scared shitless...
Guy 2: DUDE!!! you didn't have to run...I wasn't gonna hurt you....
by ArchangelG October 13, 2010
by King_zelch July 19, 2019
The religion in which the followers believe that all beings must abide by the rule of Optimus Prime and must be against the Decepticons. Followers believe not that the world was created by Autobots, but that the discovery of the All-Spark and Megatron greatly influenced the development of the world as we know it.
The Five Commandments of Transformism:
1. Thou shalt not insult Bumblebee because of his small stature.
2. Thou shalt believe that Megatron is a homosexual.
3. Thou shalt believe that a car chooses it's driver.
4. Thou shalt believe that the Hoover Dam was constructed to conceal the All-Spark.
5. Thou shalt believe Optimus Prime is "The Man".
The Five Commandments of Transformism:
1. Thou shalt not insult Bumblebee because of his small stature.
2. Thou shalt believe that Megatron is a homosexual.
3. Thou shalt believe that a car chooses it's driver.
4. Thou shalt believe that the Hoover Dam was constructed to conceal the All-Spark.
5. Thou shalt believe Optimus Prime is "The Man".
by Michelle Byrd November 11, 2007
by tony woodward February 3, 2008
A girl that looks really hot from a distance, but as she gets closer, she transforms into an ugly ass bitch.
by jackbauer133 November 27, 2009
(The motion picture produced back in 2007)
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
by bluemuffin May 29, 2009