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trumpressed 

verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
trumpressed by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

temptress 

a woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive
temptress by Bob December 17, 2002

Trumpgression 

The ills committed on the world stage by the USA under 45.

A portmanteau of 'Trump' and 'transgression' (optionally with 'aggression').
Rather than commit a Trumpgression, the Prime Minister sought a diplomatic solution.
Trumpgression by stomps December 13, 2018

Temptress 

A girl who charms every boy she meets with her (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways and causes them to lust after her and succumb to her power.
Quinn was such a temptress, she had men flinging themselves at her feet.
Temptress by Tempted? January 31, 2010

wiley temptress 

a hot sex kitten who's dying to get out. a hot, sexy, fun, and fearless girl.
That hot chick at the other end of the bar has i want to fuck you eyes...she must be a wiley temptress!

trumpression 

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
trumpression by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016