Tragicrafting 

The uncontrollable urge to make "tribute" merchandise and put it on your Etsy store before the body gets cold.

"After Whitney Houston's death, I rushed to my color printer so that I could begin tragicrafting with some brand new and unique 'Whitney in Our Hearts' mugs."

Tragicrafting by WheresTheFudge May 22, 2012

tragicomical 

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

tragicomical by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 5, 2010

Tragicrafting 

the act of slapping together some commemorative bullshit and putting it up for sale before the body gets cold. After all, it’s only by making money that the healing can begin.

When Whitney Houston and Davey Jones died, there was a lot of tragicrafting items for sale on Etsy.com.

Tragicrafting by G01851 May 28, 2012

Tragician 

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

Tragician by von groovy May 14, 2019

tragicache

"Tragedy"+"Geocache" = "Tragicache". The activity of geocache, but placement of the cache is designed to emphasize a tragedy. Common participant characteristics include hijacking a conversation and turning it towards the latest tragedy; talking about personal hardships (a.k.a. "TMI"); or dwelling on tragic local news topics.

I am so excited to tragicache the site of that accident that killed three teenagers! I saw it on the news!! Did you know that Victor Gondola also geocaches?

tragicache by Pale Rider May 16, 2007

Tragic Bronson

The Word Tragic Bronson was made up by Shaq to make fun of JaVale McGee as he fails a fast break. Also to make fun of other big men who fail a fast break.

Tragic Bronson Alert I repeat Tragic Bronson Alert

Tragic Bronson by Taction December 17, 2017

It’s Tragic 

Something you say when you hear a song that is so fucking trash it hurts your damn ears, like basic asf rap songs that just talk about smoking “cabbage” or about “plastic bitches” when the artist literally lives in a quiet suburban city and is part of a fake gang

Me: dude did u hear that fucking song by YRS
Friend: Yes, It’s Tragic bro, it was so bad it sent me to the hospital with an ear infection

It’s Tragic by thevillemydude April 3, 2019