transpants
I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.
transpants by MomFatale May 20, 2012
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Niggerbob Crackpants
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Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009
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transpantshydration
1.) The act of distantial pants orgasm, forcibly making one's pants wet from a distance through the use of arousing language, excellent linguistic mastery, or waterballoons.
2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet
v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly
2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet
v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly
- Alec underwent transpantshydration after watching a documentary on red-shouldered eagl hawks.
1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.
2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me
3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!
1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.
2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me
3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!
transpantshydration by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles February 27, 2009
trackerpants
Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Very commonly used by the Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic. Despite the "remove before wearing" printed on them, they're very frequently not noticed in items made of heavier material, particularly pants, until you go through a security gate at a store and beep. First you wave any bags you're carrying through, and find nothing beeps.
Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.
Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.
Trackerpants. They're out to get you.
(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)
Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.
Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.
Trackerpants. They're out to get you.
(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)
*security beeper goes off*
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"
trackerpants by roxyhead March 29, 2009
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut