Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

Tapernyeka 

anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.

That's so tapernyeka

Tapernyeka by Detognaphone December 21, 2010

tapering 

Something that makes swimmers happy :D

Well, all athletes really...

It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)

When we were tapering, we only did 2500 instead of 7000 =)

tapering by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007

poliet taper 

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

poliet taper by Telephony May 29, 2016

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Taerbs 

A short version of Terrible to describe a situation, person, or just about anything you can think of.

"This weather is just taerbs."
"Ur taerbs at first person shooters."
"That is such a taerbs show."

Taerbs by Michael Tamosaitis January 14, 2009