Towelhead Wifi 

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.

Towelhead Wifi by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

towelhead

A offensive word used to describe a custom of someone of arab descent

Damn gon' towelheads are terrorists!

towelhead by V The Blood Rose November 1, 2003

towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!

towelhead by Piranha August 3, 2005

towlhead

The politicaly correct term for a sand nigga.

see carpet pilot.

Baghdad, the city of peace, is occupied by many towlheads.

towlhead by Lurido February 1, 2005

American Towelhead 

When a Arabic women comes to America and still wears a towel around their head.

Arabic girl: accidentally reveals hair OH SHIT

Some dude: American Towelhead

American Towelhead by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020

towelhead

The other definitions of this word are inherently wrong as they insinuate that "arabs" wear turbans, which is incorrect. Some people of arab descent may wear some form of headgear to protect themselves from the sand in the desert, but the majority of arabs and muslims do not wear turbans. A turban is worn by those who follow sikhism and is one of the pillars of the religion. Referring to someone as a towel head (in the U.K at least) is derogetory and will usually be directed to a sikh man with a turban on his head. I can only assume that the other two people who have created a definition are american and therefore stupid.

Racistboy1: oi did you see that f***ing towelhead walkin past our school?
Racistboy2: yeh f***ing pakis and towelheads are all wankers, plus they look stupid with that thing on their head.
Sikh person(on overhearing): actually you chav scum, the turban is an integral part of our culture, how dare you sully our religion with your filthy insluts.
Racistboy1: dickhead(runs away)

towelhead by hassansistheman September 23, 2005

Towelhead

When you are jerking it in the bathroom after a shower and use your plaid underwear to ejaculate on and wrapping it around the head of your penis thus looking like the stereotype of a towel head(Arab man).

I used my boxers the other night as a Towelhead for my dick.

Towelhead by Dman$M00th March 21, 2017