towes 

the blood that comes at the end of your menstrual cycle. a little bit shit brown in colour, sometimes has an acidy feel. named for vic towes,(pronounced taves) canada's current public safety minister.

" i'm sorry, i can't fuck you today, i've got the towes and i just don't feel sexy. "

towes by kitrotten April 26, 2012

Chimpy Toes 

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...

Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...

Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

Towel Dingle 

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.

"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"

Towel Dingle by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009

totes retar 

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

ten toes down 

To be committed to something in life or to be a strong person

Yeah, I’m ten toes down

ten toes down by Wassup870 January 22, 2022

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)

My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

Towel Floss by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017