you slice

To describe a southener in the context of (idiot, rascal, spoon, plonker)

Aw man, you slice

by Jazzy razzy November 2, 2013

get you a slice

Equivalent to the saying “get jiggy with it”, used to describe when a person is trying to get with someone that they are interested in or “get a slice”.

Guy1: Bro Jane texted me last night.
Guy1: ah man you gotta get you a slice.

by Julliaaa July 23, 2019

I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023