juke's towers of hell

that one game where people fucking cry over a TUTORIAL TOWER like jeez

"hello mr phase razor want to beat thanos tower"
"juke's towers of hell"

juke's towers of hell by krixic September 23, 2020

beer tokens 

Another word for Beer Vouchers, these are small, usually coloured, pieces of paper with the queen's/president's/a national hero's head on them that the nice man at the bar will take and in return give you lovely alcoholic beverages.

Andy: Are you coming to the pub now?
Chris: Yes, I'm on my way. I've just got to get some beer tokens out from the ATM and I'll be with you.

beer tokens by mikeyk March 11, 2006

tilted towers 

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

tilted towers by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 8, 2018

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Millcreek Township 

A township in Erie full of wannabe rich people who think they are everything. People in Millcreek mostly listen to shitty rap music because they think they are thugs. Most every white kid in Millcreek acts black and tries to fight every person they see. Everybody in Millcreek brags about money that they don’t have. Kids in Millcreek act like they live in the hood when their is no crime going on. Everybody in Millcreek would also make fun of you for living in an apartment or even a trailer park.

You know they are from Millcreek Township if they are driving a BMW and thinks it’s a Lamborghini.

Millcreek Township by theguythatlivesineriepa December 9, 2019

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

--

Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Townes Van Zandt by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009