short towel guy 

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

short towel guy by furry bear September 22, 2009

towel off guy

A guy in a gym that likes to "towel off" while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. Usually has a moustache...

I saw this guy in the gym, "towel off guy", he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while "toweling off". He would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.

towel off guy by gensysmike1 April 9, 2014

Bell Tower Guy 

A legend and famed protector of Temple University, can be found walking his beat at night to keep this city safe

Bell Tower Guy merely adopted the Bell Tower; I was born in it, moulded by it.

Bell Tower Guy by Swedishfishtits March 10, 2015

Guyffel tower 

an obvious expansion on the eiffel tower, triffel tower and Five-ffel tower, the Guyffel tower involves two men having a high-five over the top of their MALE participant.

That dude really puts out. I hear when he was hanging out with Brad and Steve he let them Guyffel tower him.

Guyffel tower by TheHappyBrewmaster September 27, 2010