(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.
Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"
by hannah f December 23, 2007
Get the towing mug.
A person who name drops on famous people
"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"
by m0nyagi February 23, 2009
Get the a towe mug.
when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass
i love towing
by bald&proud March 24, 2004
Get the towing mug.
Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided missile
The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.
by Kramnelladoow January 17, 2007
Get the TOW mug.
A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"
Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:
Get the towe mug.
TOW - The Other Woman
Refering to a man's bit on the side, the woman he's having an affair with.
"I ditched the shit cos I caught him in our bed with his TOW Ho'"
by The4Shaw September 25, 2006
Get the TOW mug.
Rika tow tow awkward
Rika tow tow is more awkward than extremely awkward (W.Y.W.)
*He approaches accross the hall*

rika tow tow. RIKA TOW TOW!”
by Freddie’ssugarmama April 30, 2018
Get the Rika tow tow mug.