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(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.
Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"
towing by hannah f January 9, 2008
when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass
i love towing
towing by bald&proud March 24, 2004

To Wing It 

A sex act in which a penis is place under the armpit of the receptive partner, as the receptive partner masturbates the penis by moving their arm up and down as the penis is thrust in and out of the cavity created by the arm movement.

"Winging it" refers to the position of the arm--hooked at the elbow with the hand up near the chest--and the movement of the arm--the elbow moving outward in response to the thrust of the penis--mimicking the flapping of bird wings.

The term also has a double meaning as it tends to be done in a group sex situation when no other orifices are available, i.e., you have to wing it with finding something to penetrate.
At the gangbang, her hands and various orifices were occupied so the other participants in the event chose to wing it since her armpits were still available.

anal towing 

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.
My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.
anal towing by BrockSampson June 13, 2013
When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along
I can tow, but I don't
Towing by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004
To tow is to struggle. The exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.
Jack is really towing to get his assignment handed in on time.
Jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
towing by Bazard December 13, 2007