touque 

A Canadian must have. Most notably worn by Bob and Doug McKenzie. Canadian versions of the touque are best identified by the "pom-pom" attached to the top of the touque.

ok eh! Like it was so cold that we had to wear touques eh!

touque by sparrow-birdman August 18, 2004

touque 

a hat; skullcap; sled; toboggan; beenie; cap; ear length hat with no destinctive features, simply a bowl-shaped cloth which one wears on the head.

everytime someone says toboggan, I remind them that a toboggan is what you ride down a hill on, a touque is what you wear.

touque by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

touque 

An uncircumcised penis. Named for the obvious resemblance (minus the pom pom)

Nick: Whaddaya mean wierd, I though most guys still had a touque... what about you Gideon?

Gideon: Are you kidding? I'm Jewish, we're all chopped.

touque by ]) u ]{ e June 1, 2006

spin your touque 

to punch someone in a way that makes thier touque spin around on thier head.

stop making fun of my girl or i'm gonna spin your touque

spin your touque by drtymx August 28, 2006

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

torqued out a Lincoln Log by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

Torque A Wicked Cable by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

tugging your toque 

Typical Canadian slang talking about joking around. Can be used in many situations but exceptionally well used in winter where you can pull the toque down over their eyes making the metaphorical "pulling the wool over their eyes" more literal.

"Hey man did you REALLY do that?"
"No way man, I'm just tugging your toque."

tugging your toque by Keeganimus August 24, 2018