tougher than a $2 steak 

old school way of describing the neighborhood badass, or any badass mother fucker, for that matter.

Hollis: yo man! Omar don't back down from no one.

Antoine: Dude, he's tougher than a $2 steak!

tougher than a $2 steak by theboo28 April 25, 2011

Tougher than tough times 

Naturally tough and strong in times of adversity and hardship.
Reference to Mos Def's song: "Workers' Comp."

"Tell them tough guys we tougher than tough times..."
-Mos Def

Tougher than tough times by K-ROOT October 4, 2010

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

Tougher than whale shit by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

Tougher than boiled owl shit by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

toughest sport

A nickname given to hockey

Person 1: what sport do you play?
Person 2: Ice Hockey
Person 1: omg, heard that's the toughest sport, are your teeth okay?

toughest sport by User694208800q November 25, 2020

toughen up fluffy 

said to a wimp. more affective if said to large masculine man.

big bad billy was afraid of a spider and i said toughen up fluffy

toughen up fluffy by homer stu March 21, 2009