tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.

An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.

tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

Toufik 

A 'Toufik' is an amazing kind of man with a great personality, good humor. A 'Toufik' is also attractive looking and intelligent. All in all, as a girl you probably want to search a 'Toufik' to be your soulmate because research shows that girls that are with a 'Toufik' tend to have a better and happier life.

Girl 1: Hey look, a Toufik!!
Girl 2: Wow, how do I look? I'm going to try to get his attention.
Girl 1: Don't even try, he is far above your league

Toufik by UnderMinuteSwimmer April 15, 2017

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021

tofu project 

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)

tofu project by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020

Commit a Toffuxx 

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

Commit a Toffuxx by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023

Tofubee 

A semi-popular animator who is very uptight about everything they do, if they get inspired or copy things its fine but if you do it. They will literally call you racist (even if they are racist themselveslol), and will out you to their white knight fans who will harass you and they will be like "woah, how'd that happened?! But it ain't my fault even tho I have a public blacklist.." they are also a believer of color picking, inspiration as being being, Artstyle theft(yes you read that right.) and copying if you have the same wings as their oc. They also color pick but they have a double standard if they do it it's fine, they also copy ocs but won't admitted to it even when confronted. And they will go on a blocking spread because they are a coward lol, and have their white knights and friends 'call you out' and cry about it on their socials, this is why no one likes you. And also their artstyle have been improving backwards as of late. And will blacklist you for kinning a mlp character because their the only one who can do that.

"person 1: I just got blocked by tofubee and I don't know why?"
"Person 2: it is because you have the same name as their oc and it made them uncomfortable, and being uncomfortable is like killing a person for these zgen-er"

Tofubee by Zzzzzzdude October 30, 2022

Tofuism 

The pursuit of true joy. Focused on cosmic experiences found through performing tasks that exclusively aimed towards pleasing the soul and mind.

What a wild child, he must be a follower of Tofuism.

Tofuism by kingtofuu January 17, 2020