11 definitions by Bezzle Bedeviled
A portmanteau of "unctuous" and "intellectual", an "unctuellectual" is typically a slimy talking-head who makes a living promoting a political agenda after being elevated to prominence on phony accolades. E.g., marxist university professors and modern art critics.
by Bezzle Bedeviled November 8, 2019
Paradumpster: noun (portmanteau of "paradise" and "dumpster"). A formerly scenic destination converted into a crumbling trash-pile by local socialist government. A shithole that once wasn't.
by Bezzle Bedeviled February 6, 2020
"TWRA" is an acronym for "take women's rights away" or "taking women's rights away", as promoted by the "Turd Flinging Monkey" (TFM) internet personality.
"We need to take women's rights away, and do it fast, because all they do is vote for more communism and more immigration, and end up destroying the culture that enfranchised them in the first place. When the Moslems outnumber you in your own country, they'll institute Sharia Law and make it happen anyway—so the native men in these countries are better off TWRA right now while they still can. Because otherwise it's Allahu Akbar-in-the-USSR civilizational extinction and back to the Dark Ages, and kiss your language and maybe your race goodbye too."
by Bezzle Bedeviled December 20, 2018
British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.
by Bezzle Bedeviled February 21, 2020
Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.
"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"
by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016
by Bezzle Bedeviled July 12, 2022
A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.
"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)
by Bezzle Bedeviled March 28, 2020