turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

by Papi' July 14, 2005

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008