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scrotum totum 

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)
I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair
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Tschinne, toktume tschinne 

When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".
"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“
“We didn’t have a Hot Girl Summer, but Thotumn is about to see us get pregers girl!”
thotumn by FuckGhettoBitches August 31, 2019

Totem sisters 

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters
I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters
Totem sisters by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

Bacon Tatum 

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck
Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon
Bacon Tatum by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021
The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.
Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.
Tatum by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019