Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"
Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"
Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"
by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010
by PrdflS8n January 7, 2021
A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.
by B. Beale December 11, 2015
by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010
Origin:
Farmer- "Who's goats are over there?"
Other Farmer- "Oh...those are totes my goats. Totes mcgoats!"
Farmer- "Who's goats are over there?"
Other Farmer- "Oh...those are totes my goats. Totes mcgoats!"
by Goat Farmers January 17, 2011
Used as a synonym for "Totally."
Also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; "totes" being one degree of awesome, and the full-on "totes mcgoats" being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.
Also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; "totes" being one degree of awesome, and the full-on "totes mcgoats" being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.
"That sandwich was the totes."
"I agree, the totes mcgoats."
"Did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?"
"Mcgoats, dude."
"I agree, the totes mcgoats."
"Did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?"
"Mcgoats, dude."
by dickshinairy February 16, 2010
A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.
Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*
by Shaky Balls April 5, 2010