totenburg 

When your screwin a chick and your listning to Dio and she starts moaning and you tell her to shuttup

Kaine-"Dude that whore I left the bar with pulled a totenburg!"
Jordan-"That blows man."
Jesse-"Dude RONNIE JAMES DIO kicks ass!"

totenburg by HolyDiver13 October 19, 2007

zotenburgabeth

Zotinbergabeth is a mythical beast forever cursed to wash dishes and do laundry

Zotenburgabeth: I'm done washing the dishes
Mr Papa: you missed a spot u dumb bitch
Zotenburgabeth: I'm sorry ill do better

zotenburgabeth by Mr papa money bitches November 21, 2019

Tottenburn 

Nickname that footballers have given to the worst destination in all of the Premier League, Tottenham. This name became popular after the London riots reminded some of 8mile, Iraq and the Congo.

"I might have a chance to play in Premier League, Dad!"
"Congrats, son! Where?"
"I'm embarrassed to say."
"Just tell me it's not Tottenburn, son."
"It is."
"Are you sure you don't want to play in the MLS?"
"Don't worry, Dad. I've got my vest and plenty of fire insurance."

Tottenburn by Premier League August 29, 2011