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Tossa-league 

Predecessor to fantasy sports, created during the Depression as a diversionary pleasure. Name is derived from the fact that the leagues are half-assed and ill-conceived, and quickly "tossed" out to be used by friends and acquaintences. Often involved wrestling or grappling activities, although tosa leagues can even include sports such as tennis or skeete-shooting.

Pronounced "Tawssa lig"
Cromwell and I are going to set-up a Tossa-League, want to join?
Tossa-league by NVA Barry January 16, 2006
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Tosa-League 

Pre-cursor to the modern day fantasy sports league.
Tosa-leagues were started during the Great Depression, when bored sports fans would make up their own leagues and seasons using real players. Drafts were carried out using a complex number system that was applicable to every league and easy to use once memorized. The financial costs of setting up or joining a league were minimal, and many people formed multiple teams in multiple leagues, to the point where they were essentially "tossing up" a league (hence the title).
Unlike fantasy sports leagues, Tosa-leagues require some degree of interaction, simulated or otherwise. Tosa-league participants are forbidden to trade players during the season, and must stick with whichever athletes they initially drafted.
Tosa-League enthusiasm grinded to a halt once America entered the Second World War. Most soldiers were no longer able to follow professional sports, and army regulations kept them from engaging in any kind of interaction.
Tosa-leagues enjoyed a moderate resurgence of interest in the 1980's, and have continued to grow in popularity ever since. They are often used with high school sports, where their interaction requirement is far more feasible. The original number system is still used to this day.
Jim is starting a Tosa-league.
Tosa-League by James L. August 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026