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Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.
I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.
toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016
the act of giving a rimjob while watching tosh.0
During tosh.0, Sharon began toshing her boyfriend
toshing by Cupcake Sally March 23, 2010

Toshinou Kyouko 

The blonde from Yuru Yuri. She's lazy as fuck, likes to eat Rum Rasin Ice Cream and make other people pay for it, dressing up like a tomato, writing fanfiction about her anime waifu, Mikurun, and obseesing over Chinatsu, a member of the amusement club. She'd be my perfect anime Waifu, but she's only 14. She's also got many memes based after her.
Toshinou Kyouko- "I want to eat you Chinatsu-Chan.", "If I can do I tomorrow, I won't do it today.", "Why don't you have any provocative underwear?"
A energetic person shy at the beginning but once she is a friend she is freaking awesome
Toshita ist super cool
Toshita by @crazydev99 July 29, 2018

Toshing it out there 

the act of warning people aroung you are about to insult them or say something racist.
"Just Toshing it out there, but black people from other countries are not really black people."

"Hey Sierra, just Toshing it out there that you look like a dirty slut today."
Toshing it out there by tco11ins November 12, 2011

Toshing it out there 

The act of throwing out an offensive term into a conversation, only to have it not be offensive by referring it to Daniel Tosh.
Your breath smells like shit, just Toshing it out there.