Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

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J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise

I am going to j torrie smacker myself

J torrie smacker by Naw sack July 2, 2020

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TorRed Challenger

The undisputed champion of all Mopar racing TorRed is widley known as the fastest color on the face of the earth. Some would have you believe the Black is the fastest color, however this is only due to the fact that the TorRed Challenger goes so fast that there isnt a drag strip out there that can measure its 1/4 mile time

Daves TorRed Challenger is very nice.

TorRed Challenger by SRTANDY June 4, 2009

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Torrie

A beautiful, intelligent girl with an amazing sense of humour. She can be trusted with any secret . She has many friends but at times it can seem like she only has a few who are there for her. She attracts all the boys and is very lucky when it comes to getting the man she likes. She gets her own way most of the time. She is surrounded by people who love her from near and far.

Torrie is so hot

I love her so much, she's definetly a Torrie

Torrie by Youtubebabes5sos April 27, 2015