Tormuffin 

The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.

Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.

Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tardmuffin 

a person who has a big head and is a retard

devin k.

tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin 

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.

You are such a tardmuffin!

Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

TheMuffinMan

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The muffin man is cracked
TheMuffinMan is pro

TheMuffinMan by Muffin88888 November 5, 2020