2 definitions by saltyseamonsters

Top Definition
A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.
You are such a tardmuffin!
by saltyseamonsters October 04, 2004
An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.
Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!
by saltyseamonsters October 04, 2004

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