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Topsfield 

Along with the rest of the Tri-town area, (Middleton and Boxford) it's among the most boring places to live in Massachusetts. I kid you not, small town, nothing happens, everybody knows everybody. Population like, 4 (okay more like 6,000 but whatever) Pretty much no retail or touristy attractions, only the Topsfield Fair which is the oldest fair in America and only comes once a year.
Word of advice: When driving through downtown Topsfield,do not blink. You will miss it.
Topsfield by Ever_so_sweet9 September 30, 2005
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A place where you can get basically any drug on a moment's notice.

You can find homosexuals, rednecks, and even an ape here.
It's said to have the second Harambe!
Person A: "Have you heard of Tofield?"
Person B: *laughing* "Isn't that where the second Harambe lives?"
Tofield by yourfavouritebrunette January 5, 2017
Home of the legendary T-side massive , it is a lovely countryside village housing around 2000 mandems, It is one of the most booring places ever to exist. People throughout south london live in fear of the tatsfieldians and pray regulary that they do not leave the village and rampage like back in 1984. Many dirty breddahs lost thier lives
John: yo brrrap Tatsfield is a bare massive city u get me lets go fiting
Henry: yer we gona get ours manz out tomorrow which is 3 breres
Tatsfield by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006
small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks
Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"
Tofield by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017

Isaac Tofield 

Isaac Tofield, what a guy
Isaac Tofield by UUUURM ok October 31, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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