Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

gathering carpet topography data by dejaflu September 8, 2010

typography 

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.

When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.

typography by R Hadzor April 17, 2006

Typographical error 

When your associate is so dull, that they point out your spelling mistakes.

Ah look! I've just spotted a typographical error...

Typographical error by YouCan'tSpell4Sh!t January 31, 2018

Mopography 

The study of MoPo. Mopography can involve reading the geek news, playing arcade, chastising bots, posting while drunk, and getting to know & love Mr. Green.

Mopography is a science worth devoting your life to, like Supa Mang does.

Mopography by Visit MoPo.ca July 16, 2009

Trotography 

Noun - the process or art of photographing tiny tots.

This phrase was coined by me one night as I was thinking of my venture www.tinytrot.com

He is a specialist in the field of trotography, one of my hobbies is Trotography.

Trotography by Oltimer July 5, 2010

minimalist typography 

a style of typing which lacks capital letters or excessive punctuation
casual respellings of words like through as thru, you're as ure; etc
coined by gretchen mcculloch in her book "because internet"

Hey, why do you not use capital letters in your writing? It's a bit weird, in my opinion...
well u can still get what im saying, im an advocate for minimalist typography

minimalist typography by eljest September 2, 2019