toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.

Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!

toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

Top Lad 

A top lad is one who excels in all areas of complete LADishness. The title TOPLAD can only be bestowed by fellow LADS by their unanimous acclaim. A TOPLAD's antics are completely effortless and natural, they can not be forced or faked.

Many TOPLADS can be recognised by their self created LAD symbols or indications.

1. Who took a shite in Betty’s dishwasher?... Oh, it was that Top Lad over there.

Top Lad by Valladolads October 17, 2013

toploader 

n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.

I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.

toploader by I August 16, 2004

Richard 'Kenco' Tiplady

A nickname known for those within the Railway hobby, who would be renown for shouting phrases at trains such as 'WIDE IT MY LORDS' and typically carries around a bag for life containing donated food.

Howdo Richard 'Kenco' Tiplady Matey

Richard 'Kenco' Tiplady by Alfert SheinStein March 5, 2023

toploading 

(V.) Overfilling a hand-rolled cigarette (specifically a marijuana cigarette) in the front part of the joint. Toploading is considered rude and and a blazer faux pas.

Lindsey:"How was that party last night?"

Max: "Well, Brennan started toploading and that fucked-up his rollers rights so Zak got the first taste."

toploading by Maxxxwell June 22, 2008

toelady

lady who sniff your toes. <333

toelady eats and sniffs your feet at night

toelady by ayo bro??? April 12, 2022

Toploader 

somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint

You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff

Toploader by Dicko December 9, 2004