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top geared 

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.
P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!
top geared by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012
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Todgered 

“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.
Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!

Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
Todgered by Felton Lichtersnatch October 29, 2021
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Tophered 

The new Rickrolling or Tophered is an internet meme involving the unexpected appearance of Topher announcing “y’all already know who I am”.
Allyson: check out this video
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!
'this is the worst internet site in the world....therefore IT IS THE BEST!!'
fuck, this word doesnt really work...we didnt think it through...
topgear by hammond February 10, 2005
topgear is also known as pornography(porn)
Le Steve - hey there Brad what are you doing
Brad - hey there Le Steve i am just downloading some gay topgear for david
TopGear by Le Steve May 3, 2010
topgear is also known as pornography(porn)
Le Steve - hey there Brad what are you doing
Brad - hey there Le Steve i am just downloading some gay topgear for david
TopGear by Le Steve May 3, 2010

todgered 

when a person is f*****.
Used by a sad and sorry little cfo in Chatswood
todgered by db November 27, 2003