A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.
by Kailie April 26, 2004
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Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
by -Al- May 07, 2008
Toot:
1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!
by ~Keyona January 09, 2004
sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat
Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
by BiGr March 03, 2005
geordie word for cocaine
giz a line of toot
by geordie October 24, 2003
An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.
Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!
by fatcroot September 23, 2009
Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".
I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.
by veghead July 03, 2009
Toot's is the greatest restaurant in the world... located in Murfreesboro Tennessee, it's been the site of many presidential addresses and other gala events. Also,most all the girls there have breath taking hiney's.
"If you don't like Toot's I will attack you with the North"
-Abraham Lincoln
by Yourfuturestepdad March 30, 2011

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