Tootsie Tot Puddie
Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’
s toes like you'
re a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup
kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."