Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a
Victorian orphan who just got handed a
Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would
make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."