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a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.
John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
by bellawella99 August 30, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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