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Tool (adjective):Used to describe the noun Hamo. Derogative slang, indicates weakness and homosexual tendancies towards small infants. Tool, Toolhead, Tool Smoker.
Hamo, you are a tool.
My name is Hamo, I am a tool.
by Stone69 July 24, 2006
 
331.
noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!

2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde

3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
by GHtool July 12, 2006
 
332.
Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.

a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool

EJ AGUADO.
by hlahsldjahg November 18, 2005
 
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1. One who is easily manipulated to accept a fact or belief a rational person would not accept. Other layman versions of this concept include "Boy Toy", "Consumer Whore", or "Republican".
You beleive in white supremacy? What a tool!
by The Edge of Blade May 17, 2005
 
334.
MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)
Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.
by C March 15, 2005
 
335.
a greenspoon
man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away
by walt3r September 09, 2010
 
336.
1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"
by G thang love daddy November 09, 2007