1 definition by mattyjoe28
Almost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (Basketball shorts with long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way
"Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall."
"Ben laughs like a walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny."
"Ryan always sounds like he's on Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."
"Ben laughs like a walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny."
"Ryan always sounds like he's on Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."
by mattyjoe28 March 31, 2010