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a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
person a: yo man that ass is hitting on that girl hardbody
person b: yeah hes a tool don't bother
by jayyyyy789 April 11, 2011
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1) Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. 3) The biggest bagadouche you have ever encountered including those with "little man syndrome"
by Insolent1969 March 28, 2012
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A tool is a douche bag who enjoys playing girls and thinks they will never find out, they are a two timer, a liar, someone who thinks way to highly of themselves for others, thinks they are gods gift to the world and everyone should bow down to them and worship them, dont have enough brains to figure simple things out, someone who thinks because they are so special no one will ever find out they are using more than one person at the same time, a liar that no one wants to be associated with...the total tooolll
Today we found out Michael and Alex are talking to three girls at once. What tools.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.
by fother muckers July 23, 2009
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A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.

A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.

The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.

The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
by endon182 July 24, 2011
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A person convinced by his/her peers and by society that they must act a certain way to be accepted. This typically consists of blaming other people for your problems, never getting over high school, wearing your pants halfway down your legs, and believing your kindergarten teachers when they said you were special.
Studies show that 95% of tools are unaware of the word's actual meaning, and will misuse it on a regular basis.

American tools have overused the word so much that, along with gay, retarded, and a deer having been killed on major state highway, it has transformed into something completely different, and now simply means, "that guy I don't like."
by Kilroy112358 May 15, 2011
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Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
by BigCron August 11, 2009
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a huge, jacked guy that says and does the most stupid stuff and is always making a fool of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them hated even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are posers so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r retarded and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too dumb to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either pussies and they r just too much of a dumbass to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world
"Hey Ryan, you are a tool!"

"Look at that tool working out"

"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"

"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"
by Tool_Hater August 22, 2009
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