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A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.
"Danny is such a tool"
by state high November 09, 2006

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Daniel Michael Marion.
Dan stop being a fucking tool.
by imabsyou June 10, 2005

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A person who lets himself be used by others.
That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend.
Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others.
A guy who is whipped.
Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.
Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him."

Erika- "Yea you're right."
by Justin Dickow January 14, 2008

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A means to an end. an object to achive a goal
i used a hammer(a "tool") to reconstruct my dick.
i used a soldier (a "tool") to fight my dirty war
i used tool (the band) to realise who i was
by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

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A man's penis. It can be used to perform a variety of essential tasks. An expression mainly used by real men when discussing sexual activity with a woman or women.
How did you get on with Alice last night?

Went out for dinner, gave her all the chat, then took her home for a tooling!
by Krusty the Wrong August 04, 2006

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Most likely, anybody that either is in school for business or already has their BBA and/or MBA. They didn't go to school for intellect, but simply to learn how to make a lot of money. Usually, they're the Abercrombie kids/Hollister children. They'll succumb ethics for money and will nod their heads to corporations like obedient dogs when told to do something if it means more money for them in the end. They're like...well...tools.
Since Sara got a higher position in HR, she's become a real tool.
by LoraJ August 05, 2005

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1. acting or impersonating matt g in anyway.

2. matt g
i am matt g, i am a tool
by m4tt g February 18, 2009

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you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.
I am a tool because i am reading this right now
by Ben Dover III April 28, 2008

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