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tonsil tennis 

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

tonsil tennis 

A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.
I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.

tonsil tennis 

a kind of kiss.played tonsil tennis with
you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her.
tonsil tennis by jkijhkja February 8, 2007

Tonsil tennis 

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
Tonsil tennis by Omar037 July 7, 2015

tonsil tennis 

Nickname for meeting someone, comes from when your meeting a boy/girl and your tongues hit the back of each other’s mouths, I’ll meet any1
I played tonsil tennis with tha bird over there
tonsil tennis by anycats February 5, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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