Tomimic 

When you steal a property of someone else and use it as your own, then claim it was yours originally.

Guy1: Dude is that my lawnmoer? it clearly has my name on it
Guy2: No, I bought this including the rights of your name
Guy1: Dude that's mine! u can't just take it!!
Guy2: Hey Stacy! check out my new lawnmoer!
Guy1: Wow you are such a Tomimic.

Tomimic by Raven69 August 7, 2011

Tomius

A gay kid from Milwaukee

Tomius quit being so gay

Tomius by Chief Aaron January 21, 2020

tomimeson

a black haired, hairy, flaming, racist, nazi, that tortures his own children and/or dog

dude my new neighboor is def a tomimeson, hes such a creep.

tomimeson by i hate toms April 5, 2009

Tick-A-Torium 

A room/house/space filled with German made Cuckoo Clocks. And all have different times! So bells and cuckoos go off at all different times! Enough to drive someone cuckoo!

R: Wow your lady has a lot of cuckoo clocks (said in awe and wonderment)…
P: yup welcome to my personal hell! I’m in a tick-a-torium awwwwwwwwwww…..

Tick-A-Torium by Rey word guy May 18, 2021

Tomism

General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"

Tomism by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

toriumi texting 

When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.

man dat bitch be toriumi texting me

toriumi texting by karlg July 20, 2009

Tomism hater 

Tom taylors biggest opp. The only one who wont convert to tom taylorism, a wellfound fun religion based around everyone being one. Everyone being tom taylor. As tom taylors we are all equals. Jenson doesnt like this premise, hes the tomposter in all this, he will convert to tomism if its the last thing he does. We cant have a tom taylor hater living in this world. Im starting to suspect hes a tommorist. Its a dangerous world us toms live in.. and jenson just makes it one bit more dangerous..

“Did you hear that jenson hasnt converted yet??”
“Yeah its mad tom isnt it”
“It really is tom”

“I never thought jenson would be our tomism hater”

“Jensons such a tomist today, most tomophobic person i know”

“The toms will take over and make jenson convert”

“How can you be a tomism hater, do you know how this makes us feel, please i need you to convert for us.. for tom”

Tomism hater by Tom taylor August 30, 2023