While engaged in the standing 69 position, you pull out while ejaculating and slam her on her head WWE style.
by Gunner61 August 5, 2008
When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.
Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."
John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"
Jane - "Yeah Maybe"
John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"
Jane - "Yeah Maybe"
by Rob123 February 14, 2008
Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
A tombstone derby is an event where you and your friends take a car for each contestant to a cemetary, you drive through the cemetery taking out as many stones as you can, the larger the more points. Loser has to explain the game to the cops when it's all over.
by Dank-chicken-nuggies January 19, 2020
Vehicle with signs on the windows indicating that it's dedicated to the memory of someone deceased. Usually has birth/death dates on it.
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that rolling tombstone ahead of us.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.
by Yo Black Daddy May 11, 2007
by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014
It is a smack which was introduced by many wrestlers. In this smack one have to turn over the opponent's head between the legs and then have to pull the legs of opponent's upwards so that the opponents head would hang .then you have to be kneel down so that you have to struck opponent's head in the ground.
by Tombstone piledriver August 31, 2016