A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general
activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such
activities, such as
sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.
Example of Toiletry:
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an
abnormal ritual of sitting down on a
toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins