toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Toilet

A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered

King of rock died in a toilet.

by An asshole named james June 1, 2017

Toilet

(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.

Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 6, 2022

Toilet

It eats your poop.

I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it

by whereisyourboy4 November 4, 2009

Toilet

A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.

by Jo-Bro December 9, 2010