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Toilet Fuck 

To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.
"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."
Toilet Fuck by albrechtdurer March 22, 2009
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Toilet Fuck 

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.
Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!
Toilet Fuck by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

Butt slut toilet fuck 

A person who has a lot of anal in the bathroom
He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I think he's a butt slut toilet fuck

fuck toilet 

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.
"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"
fuck toilet by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING 

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

ToiletDuck 

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.
Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!
ToiletDuck by Marc March 17, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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