Toilet Fuck

To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.

"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."

by albrechtdurer March 23, 2009

Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.

Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!

by Trollfuck April 06, 2023

Butt slut toilet fuck

A person who has a lot of anal in the bathroom

He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I think he's a butt slut toilet fuck

by the queer ginger May 28, 2019

fuck toilet

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.

"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"

by Tehaidanator July 24, 2008

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022