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15. Tofu
Tofu (noun): Not born perfect, nor someone who tries to be perfect. Beyond perfection. As a result, drives all around him towards insanity, through his sheer brilliance! :D
eg: Omg, you are a Tofu!
16. tofu
Too Old For yoU
also known as to4u
often used in response with asl
guy: asl?
girl: 13 f ny u?
guy: tofu
17. Tofu
A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution
Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.
18. Tofu
a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.
OMG, did you just see that tofu???
19. tofu
Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.
I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.
20. tofu
a phail knockoff of paneer
I went to a thai restaurant and tried to order paneer. The waiter said they didn't serve paneer, but they instead had tofu. I tried it, and concluded that it was a phail knockoff of paneer, since the Thais were unable to procure proper cheese cubes of the greatness.
21. tofu
<noun> a person who does not like to engage in physical activity. They prefer to just sit & veg instead of moving around when you invite them to join you for activities.
<noun> When one is active & athletic, dating a TOFU can pose problems: You want to spend time together enjoying the great outdoors while he wants to sit on the couch and play DVD movies all night long!
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